PAULA WHYMAN

  curiouswriter

In the Tetons, the danger of being charged by a bison is real (though mainly if you act like a Homer, as one of my kids would say, and treat wild animals like domestic cattle). 

So is the danger of encountering  moose antler art:

Also, to that Wildlife Expeditions van that nearly ran us and the bison off the road in order to get to the next photo op, we have your license plate number.