PAULA WHYMAN

  curiouswriter

Dear Public School Administrators:

Thank you for your letters, forms, and surveys.  I'm so glad you have decided to become a Green School.  As luck would have it, I have decided to become a Green Parent.  So please recycle the information I gave you last year regarding Emergency Contact Information, How My Child Learns, and PTA Committee Volunteer Sign-Up.  None of that information has changed since school let out, three months ago.  Just doing my part to conserve energy.

Best regards,

Curiouswriter

(who was hospitalized on being found suffocating under blizzard of paper)