PAULA WHYMAN

  curiouswriter

I was in the CVS today in a town I will not name.  I needed, among other items, a flashlight.  After searching up and down the aisles (there were about 20 aisles), I asked where to find a flashlight. 

"We don't have those right now.  That's a seasonal item," I was told. 

So, darkness is seasonal?  I'm going outside right now to look for the aurora borealis...

In this very same store, however, there is a large selection of Chia Pets.  What a relief!  My emergency Chia Pet needs can now be fulfilled.