PAULA WHYMAN

  curiouswriter

So are more people interested in Tony Orlando or Brad Pitt?  The answer would seem obvious, but it's a theory worth testing.  If you peek at artsyfartsytim.blogspot.com, you'll see we have some crucial scientific research going on.  Why does Tony Orlando get so many hits?  (But, note to A.F. Tim, I don't think the prisoners are the ones there with the internet access??)  Will Brad Pitt (pictured here in Thelma and Louise) inspire the same interest?  Why does Brad keep bleaching his hair?  (He's going, Gee, is it that obvious?  Yes, Brad, it is.)  

Stay tuned.  And, Brad?  Call your agent.  Something about growing a mustache...